@Real_Liam_Payne: @bwrentacar thanks for lending us the lambo for a few days your not getting it back and you’ll never catch me haha 😎


imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off


i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first