direct-news:

@Real_Liam_Payne: @bwrentacar thanks for lending us the lambo for a few days your not getting it back and you’ll never catch me haha 😎



the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off



partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first